...or, at the very least, your most slacker-esque xanga slacker. Okay, so I've obviously been worse about updating than usual (if that's even possible), but for the past month or so, I've been extremely busy doing some very... shall we say... interesting things. Hence the lack of updates. Because, while being busy with those interesting things has provided plenty of great subjects to blog about, it also has meant that there was less time in which to blog about said great subjects. I'm not sure why I felt the need to spell that all out for you, as if you were incapable of figuring it out for yourself, but... yeah, anyway. I apologize for not updating like, ever. (And also for underestimating your intelligence. I didn't mean it! I know that you're all very, very smart! And capable of your own thought processes!).

I should probably stop right now and go to bed before I start insulting, say, your character as well, so here, just a small taste of the interesting xanga entries that are to come (in the, ahem, somewhat near future. Yeah, you know how I roll):